Bed Stuy Do Or Die – #1 Pocketbook Bumpy

Published November 11, 2010 by Larry Fisher

Bumpy said to the classy church lady passing by,”How about you put me in that fancy pocketbook of yours and take me home?”

The Classy Church lady pointed her finger at Bumpy and said,”You better keep that attitude of yours in your pants, if you know what’s good for you.”

After she left, Bumpy said,”She don’t understand how men carry the weight of the world in their balls. We just looking to women to make them balls float on the ocean,  like life savers… Women’s pussy don’t drag like men’s balls…”

After a refreshment, he continued, “Women do carry the weight of the world in their crotch and we men got something to do with that.”

“You ever think of being a Preacher,” I said.

Bumpy lit up,”Preachers get a lot of pussy in this neighborhood. They always get take home in someone’s pocketbook. And they take the money too.”

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